Matt is not creatively or academically gifted enough to go to NYU, so he is a Finance major at Fordham University. He has neither a sense of humor nor creative skills, and he knows nothing about film or TV – except that he likes to watch. Hence, he is a terrible, terrible actor. Matt grew up in Texas and used to talk like those dirty, dirty people. Please let him know if you have any questions so he can attempt to answer them using proper English.

Monty is one of the founding cult members of Dead Panda Comedy, and according to his dad, he is by far the least funny of the group. He has written for such shows as Late Night With Jimmy Fallon, and College Humor, and currently goes to NYU, where, to the best of his knowledge, he is still attracted to women. He is originally from a small town in Washington State where cows milk people and everyone lives in a tree village to escape the fire pixies. It was a peaceful place.

A passionate murderer of small animals, Jonny Gorenc joined Dead Panda Comedy when his father said it was time to become a REAL boy (Sept. 2006). Of course, this was all in his mind since DPC wouldn’t form for another 4 years. Regardless, it felt good to have his father’s approval for once.

Alex is a founding member, and the single fan of Dead Panda Comedy. He has worked for The Onion (which to his surprise wasn’t a cooking show). Despite being held captive in a secret North Korean military base for 20 years, Alex once saw a film (Alvin and the Chipmunks, The Squeakquel) and was instantly bitten by the cinéma bug. After a series of failed escapes, Alex made it to New York and enrolled in NYU film school where he met the other high school drop-outs of DPC. Alex also enjoys Afro-Caribbean jazz and was the third shooter on the grassy knoll.

Jacob Kafka has loathed writing bios ever since he grew up in Massachusetts, where biographies were a form of currency. He is still loyal to the Red Sox despite being surrounded by Yankees fans at NYU, where he pretends to be a student who is studying film and animation. In truth he is really only at NYU to call fake bomb threats at Times Square every Thursday night. He is forced to do animation for Dead Panda Comedy only because they kidnapped him, where he draws their logos during his spare time locked up in a well. All of his crayons are wet.

Gen Kim was tricked into going to New York University’s Tisch School of the Arts. As an avid director and writer, Gen has worked on (and ruined) numerous student films in the New York area and in his hometown of Redmond, WA. In addition to being a filmmaker, he is an award-winning violinist, composer, and pianist (pronounced penis-t), and plays video games. You can’t win awards for video games, though.